John, Bessie here. It's the end of the moo-nth and David needs your help raising the last $1,711 online that it will take to reach every voter he needs to get re-elected next November. Look, I'm not gonna milk all the metaphors here. But if you could squeeze an extra $4 - that's roughly the cost of a gallon of milk - I think we can help keep America's Dairy Farmer on the job. |
I just talked with the ladies in the pens and it looks like we need another $1,711 for November's goal. I don't have any plan to get sent out to pasture, so please mooooooooove on this goal while there's still time. Thanks! -David's favorite cow |
