I’m emailing you from South Carolina where I’m attending the Palmetto Bowl to watch the Clemson Tigers face the South Carolina Gamecocks in their annual rivalry game that has its roots from all the way back in 1896! |
You may recall a very famous photograph that will be preserved for centuries in world history books in which I welcomed the Clemson Tigers to the White House after they won the NCAA championship:
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Those were great times, weren’t they? I can only imagine how much the food in that picture would cost today thanks to Crooked Joe’s inflation.
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But do not fear – very soon, your favorite president will be back in the White House and we will fix this mess faster than you could ever imagine.
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Until then, we need to wrap up the GOP primary ASAP so that we can focus all of our energy on firing the incompetent crook in the White House.
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That’s why I checked the polling scoreboard this morning to see how we’re doing in the primary here in South Carolina. After all, this is the SECOND PRIMARY of 2024. Very important!
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And you guessed right – we are WINNING.
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One of the most recent polls shows that we officially have a clear majority. Not only that, we are beating a candidate who was once even the governor of this state.
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