Very reliable sources have informed me that Crooked Joe will be receiving massive lumps of coal in his stocking this Christmas. |
Perhaps it’s because of his lies, his bribes, his attempts to imprison an innocent man for 1,000 years, or the great suffering he has caused America. (And our great coal miners whose jobs he’s threatened will gladly mine the coal for his stocking!)
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But these same reliable sources have said that a patriot like YOU should expect GREAT things this Christmas.
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You will of course need a stocking to receive your Christmas bounty. And I think this brand new limited-edition stocking would look terrific on your mantle. |
Donald J. Trump 45th President of the United States |