A Boeing 767 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet. When suddenly a F-22 Airforce jet appears!
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the 767, and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "767, boring flight, isn’t it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the 767 and asks: "Well, how was that?"
The 767 pilot answers: "Very impressive but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the 767, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the 767 pilot radioed, "Well, how was that?"
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"
The 767 pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."
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