Democrats,

Looking for a last-minute Thanksgiving recipe to make for your MAGA Republican relatives? Look no further than our scrumptious Repumplikan Pie! It’ll be sure to satiate any Trump fan’s appetite for extremism - even that wacky uncle who always brings up his “private tour” of the United States Capitol a few years ago…

To make this GOP classic, you’ll need a few signature far-right ingredients:

2 cans election denial
2 cups climate change rejection
½ cup loosened gun laws
1 cup DeSantis’ Don’t Say Gay Bill
1 heaping tbsp Trump’s racist Muslim Ban
1 tbsp corporate tax-cuts
A dash of book bans
2 tbsp anti-abortion laws that criminalize women and doctors (slather liberally in a coat of Trump’s spray tan to create a bright orange sheen upon baking)
Optional: 8 drops Tucker Carlson tears, or to taste

Baking instructions:

Preheat the oven to room temperature
Begin by denying the existence of any ingredients you don't like. This step is crucial for the pie's flaky texture.
Mix climate change rejection and book bans until all fact-based science and history is beyond recognition.
Whisk in weakened gun laws carefully, ensuring no common sense safety measures enter the mix.
Gently fold in DeSantis’ Don’t Say Gay Bill while sprinkling in racist Muslim Ban until it maintains a bland, discriminatory taste.
Add corporate tax cuts, sweetening the pie with the wealth of a select few.
Incorporate criminalizing women and doctors - not optional, as no choice is allowed in this step.
In a non-stick pan coated liberally with Trump spray tan, bake until bright orange, crispy and bitter.
Top off with whipped cream

Bon Appétit!