Hey , I know we've never met.

But I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that if you were looking for a EDC pen light...

You'd want one that's:
🔫 Indestructible
🔫 Waterproof (IPX7 rated) 
🔫 NEVER needs batteries.

Allow me let me introduce you to my secret weapon: The Phoenix Tactical Pen Light!

This badboy is so bright, it'll stonewash a pair of black jeans in under 90 seconds!

FLASH: Right now, I'm selling this high-tech badboy for less than a 12-pack of cheap beer. 

And I'm covering the shipping!

Grab YOURS before this Thursday Flash Sale ends!

Yours in Liberty, 
Oli Fischer

P.S. I threw mine in boiling water just to see what would happen and it didn't even blink. Check it out below!