From Scary Mommy <[email protected]>
Subject I Wanna Be A Man On Thanksgiving
Date November 1, 2023 9:28 PM
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Like it or not, the holidays are here.
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Nov. 1, 2023

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SERIOUSLY!?!?
I Wanna Be A Man On Thanksgiving ([link removed])

Because I am a troll, the first thing I did this morning — after dragging my still-exhausted child out of bed — was text some friends: “Merry Christmas!” (Listen, Mariah Carey says so ([link removed]) , I’m just the messenger.) But we’d be remiss to skip over Thanksgiving entirely, and so today, Samm Davidson is kicking off our sleigh ride into the holiday season with a piece about her wishes for the biggest meal of the year. Specifically, she’d like to live Thanksgiving like a man.

She sets the scene: “My mother’s hustling around the kitchen, dicing carrots and stirring gravy. She checks on the turkey before adding the finishing touches to the stuffing. I’m setting the table while my sister-in-law is cutting up limes and washing cranberries for a seasonal cocktail. We all chat and laugh as we work, but make no mistake, it’s a big undertaking, as I bet you know. But who is missing from all the planning and execution action, you ask? The men.”

I hate to say it, but this one will probably have you nodding along.

Kelly Faircloth, Executive Editor
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