This is an emergency call to action. The NIH is about to ram through more taxpayer-funded primate abuse and water deprivation. Read below and take action! Or unsubscribe.
OMG TAXPAYER, look at what we recently found in a Freedom of Information Act investigation. Are you kidding me?
First, NIH white coats placed an order sourced from China... and a couple of weeks later, a monkey named “Buster” showed up at the lab’s front door, like an Amazon order.
Then, Buster was abused in a horrible water deprivation experiment.
Almost gives new meaning to Chinese water torture, doesn’t it?
TAXPAYER, more on that below...
Well, Buster wasn’t some cheap, Chinese-manufactured trinket. Neither is Sunny. They are intelligent, sensitive primates. They have beating hearts, just like you and me!
Everything you need to know about Sunny is below.
And know this: the most effective way to stop a government experiment is to stop it before it begins. But we only have 288 minutes (!) to cover Sunny’s Fund and help stop payout #R01MH118257.
Rush help!
Justin Goodman Senior Vice President White Coat Waste Project |
P.S. MIDNIGHT TONIGHT: Here’s your secure link to send help. Sunny’s Fund will support all our campaigns for primates and animals in labs. But campaigns cost money (investigations, ads, and lobbying aren’t free). Inflation is hurting us too. We’re 100% dependent on donations from fundraisers like this rapid response email, yet we’re averaging a measly 67% of last month’s revenue.
TAXPAYER, I’m officially losing it. This is a hard government deadline, so please rush your best gift before midnight!
Sunny’s Fund
The most effective way to cancel a government experiment is to end it before it begins. But we have a tight deadline to stop the payout.
Please rush an emergency donation by 11:59 p.m. to help end this nightmare, rescue Sunny, and support all our campaigns to end government primate testing.
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