This is an emergency call to action. The NIH is about to ram through more taxpayer-funded primate abuse and water deprivation. Read below and take action! Or unsubscribe.
Taxpayer, here are four legitimate uses for horseradish:
- Bloody Mary
- Cocktail sauce
- Arby’s Horsey sauce
- Deviled eggs
However, injecting horseradish directly into a monkey’s brain is NOT OK!
That’s why Sunny’s story made me cry. This poor monkey is ripping my heart out.
More on him below.
But right now, I’m bawling for another reason: not enough folks are giving to Sunny’s Fund.
I would personally write a check for $7,123 to cover the balance if I could afford it myself. If we don’t close the gap before midnight tonight, Sunny will be restrained in a vise, and his brain will be damaged with horseradish.
They won’t even let Sunny have a sip of water.
So here I am begging you in a final effort to scrap together the funding before tonight’s water deprivation and horseradish deadline. We just need 356 supporters to chip in $20 each before 11:59 p.m.
Thx,
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Maryann Hussey Creative Manager White Coat Waste Project |
P.S. Here’s your secure link to send help. It’s a hard government deadline, so just make sure you rush your best gift before midnight. Then, please read Dr. Tiffani’s email below.
Taxpayer, do you know how to make a "lab specimen" cooperate when she just doesn’t feel like it?
Answer: water deprivation.
If you restrain a primate and deny her all water for a prolonged period of time, she’ll soon become so thirsty that she’ll do anything you want!
I know something about this, Taxpayer.
But before I share details on this newly uncovered, taxpayer-funded payout and why I write with such urgency, please allow me to introduce myself.
10/31 Deadline: Save Sunny!
My name is Dr. Tiffani Milless.
I am a Yale University-trained physician. I am board-certified in anatomic and clinical pathology.
I study ailments such as cutaneous cancers at the microscopic and molecular level. I diagnose and treat human diseases you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy.
Now I’m sounding the alarm.
In just over 24 hours, our government is about to ram through funding for a new round of primate gambling and WATER DEPRIVATION experiments at the National Institutes of Health (NIH).
10/31 Deadline: Save Sunny!
Taxpayer, as a specialist in human disease, I can tell you with certainty that government spending like this is extremely wasteful.
I don’t trust NIH monkey data to guide my clinical decisions. The government itself admits over 95% of its animal testing fails in people!
And, thanks to my friends at the White Coat Waste Project (WCW), I can also tell you that these water deprivation experiments are AWFUL.
10/31 Deadline: Save Sunny!
Taxpayer, when payout #R01MH118257 is approved, a sensitive, intelligent primate named Sunny (“Subject S”) is going to suffer. Horribly. Here’s the protocol...
RESTRAIN: His head in a “stereotaxic device.” This prevents Sunny from moving during experimentation. Then, his skull is cracked open.
INJECT: Horseradish in his brain. Yes, horseradish. (Think: cocktail sauce or a Bloody Mary).
GAMBLE: Sunny’s jailer locks him in a restraint chair and forces him to gamble for hours. If he wins, he is “rewarded” with a sip of water. If he loses, he goes thirsty.
DENY: Him water. In some water deprivation tests, poor monkeys go as long as half a DAY without even a single sip! This forces Sunny to cooperate during highly invasive brain experiments.
10/31 Deadline: Save Sunny!
Taxpayer, the NIH has already squandered over $1.8 MILLION on this.
Don’t forget: Sunny’s torture is deducted straight out of your paycheck.
Most folks can’t even afford gas, groceries, or rent these days. But tomorrow, our government will take your money and waste it on Sunny's water torture.
Well, as a doctor and scientist (and as a taxpayer!) I can tell you: the most effective way to end a government experiment is to cut off the funding BEFORE the abuse starts.
DEADLINE: payout #R01MH118257 is scheduled to be rammed through TOMORROW, October 31, at 11:59 pm. We don’t have much time to stop it.
We’ve done it before. Thanks to your donations, WCW just shut down the largest primate lab at the Food and Drug Administration.
We ended its $5.5 million nicotine experiments on baby primates… and retired the squirrel monkeys to a sanctuary.
We also closed a $7 million laboratory at the Dept. of Veterans Affairs, where they drilled holes in primates’ skulls and injected them with the hallucinogenic street drug Angel Dust.
We shuttered the VA’s $9 million lab where vervet monkeys’ spines were severed, too.
And we made them enact the first-ever federal policy to adopt out lab survivors instead of just slaughtering them.
And with your generous support before the deadline, we can do it again for Sunny!
Taxpayer, you can see why I teamed up with WCW (they win!). You can see why I’m also a WCW donor (they deliver the best ROI).
And you can see why I write with such exceptional urgency.
TIME-SENSITIVE: If you agree (and I know you do!), will you please rush your most generous donation to support all our campaigns and stop this NIH payout?
Together, we can end this nightmare… and help save Sunny.
Sincerely,
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Tiffani Milless, M.D. Board of Advisors White Coat Waste Project |
P.S. 24-HOUR DEADLINE: the key to stopping a government experiment is to stop the funding as quickly as possible. But the deadline is tomorrow, and we need to shore up our campaign budget. Rush your most generous gift via this secure link so we’ll have the resources to END SUNNY'S NIGHTMARE! If we can stop the funding, we can stop his torture. But if we come up short, water deprivation and primate testing could be on the government payroll for YEARS to come.Thanks, Dr. Tiffani
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