Hi John, it looks like the MAGA extremists in Washington finally got their act together.

It probably won't last too long.

We're less than 40 days from a perilous government shutdown and the world around us is on fire.  My opponent, radical extremist David Schweikert, voted to shut down the government only two weeks ago.  Can you chip in right now so we can send him packing?

David Schweikert is exactly who we thought he was - a MAGA extremist and radical who doesn't care about you.

I am running for the People's House to get rid of this chaos.  Can you help me find a nice retirement home for Schweikert so he can go yell at clouds there, instead of in Congress?