Wednesday, October 11, 2023
BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA

Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) on the winner's circle of choices for GOP House Speaker 

The devastation continues in the war between Israel and Hamas, with millions of innocent Israeli and Palestinian civilians caught in the crosshairs.
 

Misinformation about the conflict has run rampant across social media since Saturday’s attacks. 
 


Secretary of State Anthony Blinken will visit Israel on Thursday in a show of solidarity, and has said that the United States stands “resolutely” with Israel. Israeli commanders claim that the strikes in Gaza are aimed at destroying Hamas’s military capabilities, but the Palestine Red Crescent Society, a humanitarian organization that is part of the International Red Cross, said two of its ambulances were targeted in the span of 30 minutes, killing four medics. Targeting civilians, let alone humanitarian organizations and medics, is a war crime. President Biden remarked that when he spoke to Netanyahu, he implored him to “operate by the rules of war,” but did not outline what consequences, if any, would follow if the Israeli government did not do so.

Fall is upon us, and with it, the official start of Spooky Season. If the thought of celebrating with a scary movie night secretly puts you off your candy corn, Ruined is the podcast for you. Hosted by horror aficionado and Lovett or Leave It head writer Halle Kiefer and her squeamish friend and co-host, Alison Leiby, Ruined unpacks a different horror movie every week. And for those of you like Alison, who are too scared to watch, fear not – Halle will ruin the movie for you! Let Ruined help you survive spooky season with your dignity intact. Listen each week wherever you get your podcasts

As if we didn’t have enough fucking horrors to deal with, a slim majority of Republicans in the House of Represenatives hoisted Rep. Steve Scalise (R-LA) on their shoulders to become the party’s next nominee for Speaker of the House. However, like recently-ousted speaker Kevin McCarthy, it’s clear that his path to election will not be smooth. In a closed-door vote, House Republicans voted 113-99 to name Scalise, the number 2—in every sense—House Republican, as their choice to succeed McCarthy. You may remember Scalise from voting to overturn the 2020 election results, or from once reportedly describing himself as “David Duke without the baggage,” or from the fact that he represents the congressional district that elected Duke himself to the Louisiana House of Representatives in 1989. 


Scalise narrowly bested House Judiciary Chairman and fellow MAGA nutjob Jim Jordan, a favorite of members of the far-right Freedom Caucus. You’d think the Freedom Caucus would be happy about having these two guys to pick from, but instead they’ve decided they prefer Jordan and are now feigning outrage about the possibility of a Scalise speakership because of his whole, you know, virulent racism thing. And so they’ve delayed a full House vote. No such objections to Scalise when he was House Majority Leader or Minority Whip, though! Could we be in for another 15-vote death march before the shambolic House GOP elects a speaker? It’s very possible. A victory for either Scalise or Jordan would mean the furthest-right members of the GOP caucus would be in complete control of the chamber, if there were any doubts left.

A retired Deutsche Bank risk management official testified in disgraced former president Donald Trump’s civil fraud trial in New York on Wednesday, saying that Trump obtained hundreds of millions of dollars in loans using fraudulent appraisals, or “statements of financial condition.” Sounds like our guy!

 

Fossil fuel giant Exxon Mobil bought American rival Pioneer Natural Resources in a $60 million all-stock deal that will make the combined company the largest oil producer in the United States. Monopolies are so back!

 

Members of the New York GOP delegation in the House of Representatives have moved to expel Rep. George Santos (R-NY) after his indictment was unsealed revealing additional federal charges of wire fraud, device fraud, identity theft, and falsifying records, mostly related to stealing his donors’ credit cards. 

 

After a three-count indictment replaced a collapsed plea deal, U.S. District Judge Maryellen Noreika formally removed an old gun possession charge from the Hunter Biden case

 

Mary Lou Retton, the first American woman to win the Olympic all-around title in gymnastics in 1984, has been hospitalized with a rare form of pneumonia. Retton does not have health insurance, which forced her family to launch an online fundraiser for her medical care. 

 

Traci Soderstrom, an Oklahoma City judge, may lose her job for sending more than 500 text messages to her bailiff during a murder trial, including ones mocking the prosecutor, praising the defense attorney, and calling a key witness a liar. She has been under investigation since July when she was caught on camera scrolling through social media and texting during that trial. Girl, get off your phone!!!


Investors have sharply reduced their expectations of another interest rate increase from the Federal Reserve before the end of the year.

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The Biden administration announced a nationwide ban on so-called “junk fees,” refunding $140 million to consumers, and protecting customers in the future. 


Gov. Doug Burgum (R-ND) has revived his old scheme of offering $20 gift cards for anyone who gives a $1 donation to his presidential campaign as he looks to qualify for the third GOP primary debate. This isn’t good news, per se, but we gotta respect this kind of open, unapologetic grift.
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