Kevin McCarthy just made hiss-tory, friend!
He kicked off the new year by making us painstakingly sit through one of the longest speakership votes in modern politics. Now, he’s officially booted from the Speaker’s chair, rendering him the shortest-serving Speaker ever.
While Kevin’s on his way to the litter box to try and salvage the mess he’s made of the GOP, our team’s throwing Kevin the celebration he deserves: A clearance sale.
Our Kevin McCatnip toys are now marked down to just $15, so you can watch your cat bat Kevin around the living room the way you'd like to! Get yours today — these are selling out fur-reaky fast!
Seriously though, Kevin’s speakership tenure fell to his own sword. His appalling lack of leadership and integrity forced Democrats’ hand to vote against him — and now, he’s left to sleep with the fleas.
Since Kevin’s got all the time in the world, he’s ready to entertain in living rooms near you! Keep him (and your furry friends) busy by getting your Kevin McCatnip toy while they’re still in stock!
— Team Swalwell 🐱
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