It is just so hard to define what a woman is, that we’re here to educate you.

Friend,

The Bible might proclaim there are only two genders, but — thanks to radical leftists — there is now a limitless cornucopia of gender identities.

If your head is spinning about the progressives’ insane slide into madness, fear not!

I am here to be your knight in shining armor and save you from embarrassing humiliation when you don’t know what non-binary, transgender, cis, genderfluid, or polygender mean.

Available now to confused Americans everywhere, The Babylon Bee’s Guide to Gender will take you on a journey from the two “original gangsta” genders — man and woman — then help you decipher the menu of options available for the choosing.

When you secure your Annual Premium Membership today, I’ll send you this brand new guide for free. I’ve only reserved 100 copies of our Guide to Gender, so make sure you subscribe today.

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The Babylon Bee’s Guide will open your eyes to how old fashioned and out-dated your belief that there are ONLY two genders in our world.

On this enchanting journey, you might even learn how to define a woman.

All you need to do is subscribe to The Babylon Bee, then the Guide to Gender — and an incredible opportunity for ‘gender education’ — will be yours.

If you’re afraid this rainbow-colored cover might scare away your Bible study group, there are plenty of other reasons to become a member of the Bee.

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Our world is spiraling out of control, there is no question about it.

The least you can do is laugh at the madness.

If you’re one of the next 100 people to become an Annual Premium Subscriber to The Babylon Bee, I’ll send you our Guide to Gender as a ‘thank you’ for believing in the First Amendment — and for being one of the few Americans who can define what a woman is.

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Cheers!

Seth Dillon
CEO | The Babylon Bee

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