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John, Normally, today I'd be sending you an email about how it's the last day of the quarter, and we're still $815 short of our goal (though it is, and we are, in case you want to pitch in). But more than that, I want to lift up this email from Ashley. It's gotten a HUGE response from our community – folks are even mentioning it when they meet her. Campaigns can feel like an endless slog of deadlines and fundraising. But it's stories like these from Ashley that remind me: What this campaign is really about is electing a battle-tested fighter who has heart, guts, and a pretty great sense of humor to protect the people of PA-01.
Thanks for being in this fight, Graham Small
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Hi John, it’s storytime:
I developed a keen nose for bullsh*t as an Army officer. In the military when you are in uniform you always have to wear your hat (we call it a ‘cover’) when you are outside. I had a couple of soldiers who never seemed to be at their stations, but their covers were always there - implying they were somewhere inside the hangar and nearby. It didn’t take long for me to check those covers out of curiosity, and wouldn’t you know they were brand-spanking-new and they were trying to pull one over on me while they walked around outside, with their first cover on and spare ones hanging inside. So the next time they left those decoy covers at their desk, I soaked them in water and put them in the freezer for them to find. Safe to say, they stayed at their stations after that. Just like I could tell those soldiers were trying to see how much BS they could get away with – I can tell Brian Fitzpatrick is pulling the same bullsh*t with his fake claims of being a "moderate." A moderate doesn't block abortion freedom. But freezing a few hats isn't going to get the job done this time. Nope, to teach Fitzpatrick a lesson, we have to get really tough – and kick him out of office.
Let's get rid of this BS for good, Ashley 🚁
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