Dear Adventurer,

Lately, we've been pushing the envelope with our offers, maybe even a bit too much.

So much that the big boss is telling us to pump the brakes.

But we can't resist slipping one of our best-value deals your way before he catches on...

Right now - snag this unbelievable bundle for only the shipping fee.

Why is he fuming about this?

Because tomorrow, this exact bundle will hit our website at a whopping $69.99!