Our one-of-a-kind guide will do the trick!




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Friend,



If you’ve been living under a rock for the last few years, you probably think
there are onlyTWO genders.



Boy oh boy, would you be WRONG.



But, don’t fear, The Babylon Bee is here!



I’ll send you one of the first copies of The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender — to
learn about the progressively insane slide into more and more genders that has
spiraled out of control in America — when you secure your Premium Membership to
The Babylon Bee today.
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While our Guide to Gender won’t be released until this fall, I wanted to offer
you the opportunity to secure one before they’re available for sale.



As you can see for yourself, the beautiful and colorful cover will capture
your attention — and your heart.



The Babylon Bee’s Guide to Gender will take you on a journey to the two
“original gangsta” genders — man and woman — then introduce you to the
limitless cornucopia of gender identities you could choose.



Like many Americans, you likely don’t even know if you’re a man or a woman.



It is just so hard to define what a woman is, that we’re here to educate you.



You’re welcome!



Join today as a Premium Subscriber for just $9 a month and I’ll send you our
Guide to Gender as soon as it’s off the press in the coming months.
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The incredibly useful — and always correct — Wikipedia states that “Most
cultures use a gender binary, in which gender is divided into two categories”
and, “When a baby is born, society allocated the child to one gender or the
other.”



But, given Wikipedia likely doesn’t want to be canceled, they don’t stop at
that old-fashioned and outdated definition.Thank goodness for that.



In fact, Wikipedia lists more than 80 possible gender identities, including
non-binary, transgender, cis, genderfluid, polygender, and so many more.



I can assure you though that your “gender education” needs a far more
advanced, researched, and thorough introduction than what a simple little
website can provide.



Our one-of-a-kind guide will do the trick!



Your Premium Membership to The Babylon Bee will include ad-free browsing, 20%
off store purchases, access to the Bee’s headline forum, and more. For a
limited time, when you become a subscriber, I’ll also send you a copy of The
Babylon Bee Guide to Gender as a thank you.
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A limited number of copies will be available, so don’t miss your chance to get
this incredible work of art that you can both read and proudly display on your
coffee table.



Cheers!



Seth Dillon
CEO | The Babylon Bee

Pronouns: Bee and Beeself




 





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