Friend,

By now, you may have heard that a mugshot was taken of me for my wrongful arrest in Atlanta.

It’s filed under my booking number of 2313827.

We’re just a few days away from the August close-of-books fundraising deadline – and I was thinking… wouldn’t it be incredible if we raised another $2,313,827 before the month ends?

So, I made the executive decision that $2,313,827 is now our goal to close out the month.

Please make a contribution before the end-of-month deadline to help us reach our goal of $2,313,827 – which has now become a VERY powerful and symbolic number.

(If you’re doing poorly due to the sinister and corrupt people running our country right now, just hit the back button and go about your day.)

Thank you,

Donald J. Trump

45th President of the United States