Hey there all you cool cats and kittens!
Did you see our newest (and hottest) merch item on the market? ICYMI: Check out our brand new Kevin McCatnip cat toy!!
Look, this may seem like a joke. But friend, actions have consequences — especially when you associate yourself with MAGA.
In his short time as Speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy has shown his true colors and deep allegiance to the MAGA agenda. So much so, Eric has had to routinely put him in his place (hence the cat toy).
MAGA losers like Kevin McCarthy prefer empty threats of violence and chest puffing to casting votes or batting around ideas to improve the lives of American people.
So, with a purchase of your own Kevin McCatnip cat toy, you not only help us reach our end-of-month fundraising goal, but you’re helping Eric stand up to bullies like Kevin McCarthy — who can become the shortest tenured speaker in history in 2024 — and you get entertainment in your very own living room!
Donate $19.99 today to get your own Kevin McCatnip cat toy so we can reach our end of month goal and keep this cat-astrophic MAGA leadership out of Congress in 2024 »
— Team Swalwell
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