You might have expected that the collapse of the major cryptocurrency exchanges, the arrest of crypto kingpin Sam Bankman-Fried, and various other scandals and crashes of the past year would have killed the market for lengthy features on bizarre crypto schemes… but maybe that’s why you’re not an editor at the New York Times. In August in the year of our lord 2023 the newspaper of record published a long piece marveling at Worldcoin, whose mission is to use a device they actually call The Orb to scan the irises of every person on earth, and to pay them in cryptocurrency for that biometric data.