Hey John –
In preparation for the GOP Presidential Debate happening tomorrow, we’re putting together a bingo card to share with all of Hank’s supporters (including you!) before the debate.
But we need your help creating the bingo card, John. We have lots of ironic, sarcastic and ultimately hilarious things to say about the MAGA Republican Party — but we’ve already said most of them in other emails to you!
So we’d like to hear your creative ideas for what we should put on our bingo card →
Each square in the bingo card should have an absurd but totally plausible thing that could happen during the debate. For example, a couple of our ideas are: “Another fly lands on Mike Pence,” or “Ron DeSantis uses the words ‘Florida’ and ‘freedom’ in the same sentence.”
Then, during the debate, we can all play along using our collective ideas! Side note: this is one of the only times we’re recommending you watch FAUX news. And it’s just for the laughs!
We won’t be able to use EVERY idea, but we’ll pick as many of the funniest ones as we can. Send us your idea for what to include on the bingo card we send out, John!
Thanks!
– Hank HQ
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