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"For my younger son, I had hired a train to circle the neighborhood, then fretted the entire time that I had not thought to obtain a permit from the city. Previous years had seen large trucks arrive with bouncy houses and inflatable slides before a fleet of SUV’s departed with cellophane bags of small bouncy balls and 'temporary tattoos' destined for a life spent under sofa cushions."

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Garbage bins sat stuffed with plastic tumblers, paper plates, disposable cutlery and cardboard. So much cardboard. Each birthday gift my son had unwrapped seemed hermetically sealed inside the stuff. As I...

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"That awkward moment when you realize DS16 was on a Skype conversation with a friend, and she probably saw you picking your nose in the background."

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