Friend,
Want a laugh? Think about the first
GOP debate of the cycle. It’s next month.
- Will
Vivek Ramaswamy make you remember his name?
- Will
Nikki Haley take a hard stance on well… anything?
- Will
Mike Pence be allowed alone on stage without Mother’s
permission?
- Will Ron DeSantis’ wardrobe people
betray him again?
- Will
Chris Christie try to turn Trump into "little Marco?"
- Will Tim
Scott stand in the corner and robotically repeat Reagan quotes? The
answer to that one is an unequivocal yes.
And the biggest question: Will
Trump even show up?
It’s no surprise that the MAGA clown show running the GOP
would be in a fiasco like this. So sit back, grab some popcorn, and
enjoy one of the most embarrassing debates in political
history.
Let’s say Trump is going to show up
at the debate. He’s on stage barking at his opponents, daring for one
of them to speak up and turn on their party leader. What’s going to
happen? Who’s going to go after Trump?
The only way any of these clowns
can graduate from “wannabe” to “mostly wannabe” is to take a run at
Dear Leader. Who’s gonna do it, and what’s the funniest way they
could?
So that’s our question for you today, Friend. Who’s it
going to be? Will Chris Christie try to do to Trump what he did to
Rubio in 2016? Will Nikki Haley dare criticize her former
boss?
Tell
us: what would have you spitting your drink (ok, drinks) out fastest
during the first debate?
It’s going to be a circus, so we
might as well have some fun with it!
-The Lincoln Project
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