Dear Patriots,
Hope this message finds you trumped up and ready for the latest round of MAGA magic! This is Robert Duran IV, your proudly atypical President of Rethink! GOP – the behemoth in the game of ballot harvesting and early voting.
Alright, no more suspense, let's get down to the business. You've all been patiently waiting, and today we're here to drop the metaphorical mother of all bombs on the political scene. You might want to sit down for this one, folks.
Drumroll, please.
We are ecstatic, over-the-moon, and brimming with patriotic fervor to announce the foundation of the nation's LARGEST influencer army. That's right, we're assembling a group of influential titans, armed with their mighty words and a lion's share of wit.
"But who's leading this cavalry of charisma?" I hear you ask. Hold on to your red hats, folks, because the answer is going to blow you away. It's none other than the mastermind of the meme world, the sultan of social media, the sovereign of sass - Cam Higby!
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