John, it doesn’t take a political expert to recognize the GOP Presidential primary field for the clown car of thin-skinned losers and far-right goobers that it is.

So let’s take a look inside the idiot circus and spend just a moment talking about why each of them would be just as disastrous as Trump.

But first: Whether it’s Trump, DeSantis, or one of the other wannabes as the nominee, we’ll need to fight like hell to defeat them. Will you stand up and chip in $25 to our F*ck Off Fund to help us do that?

Nikki Haley and Mike Pence weren’t talking such a big game when they served in Trump’s administration — maybe they were pulling a Pompeo and saving it for a book that exactly zero people will read. Who knows? 🤷🏿‍♀️

Tim Scott is… a lot. If you’re not familiar with him, just do us a favor and google him and see if you think he should be allowed to make decisions about reproductive rights.

Chris Christie is working out some new material for his anti-Trump comedy tour, and while he’s certainly got a few bangers, it’s unlikely we’d pay to see him live.

Then there’s the back bench: Vivek Ramaswamy, Larry Elder, Doug Burgum, Francis Suarez, Will Hurd, and Asa Hutchinson — basically the saddest Coachella lineup ever.

The point is, none of these losers should be allowed near the White House without a visitor’s pass. Can we count on you to chip in to our F*ck Off Fund to help us defeat whichever far-right clown “wins” the nom?

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—Women’s March