Hi, I’m Zuma! I don’t think we’ve met yet, but I’m Team Crow’s official campaign spokespaw-rson:
this is me, golden retriever and certified good girl
When I’m not hard at work, I can be found 1) eating treats, 2) bugging my dad for treats, and 3) playing fetch to earn more treats.
Oh, did I mention I’m holding the fort in Colorado? (DC treats aren’t nearly as good 🤫) That means while my dad leaves for work in DC, I’m basically doing the opposite of howling with laughter… but I know dad is busy fighting for working families and pets — and I always get super excited to see him back in Colorado 🥰🥰
Alright enough chasing our tails here, let me get to the point of why I’m reaching out. My dad asked me to write to you because his biiiiiig deadline is this Friday, and he had to call in reinforcements.
Even though i don’t understand a lick of what’s going on in DC, i know he’s doing great work to deliver for all of Colorado families (+ dogs + cats). He told me he even introduced the PUPP Act to help people + their pets who need a home! We can’t let his work go to waste.
Can you help my dad reach his big end-of-quarter deadline? He’s trying to build the biggest grassroots team possible so any $$ makes a difference!
(P.S. he told me that i’ll get 1 treat for every 25 donors from this email. so i’m not saying you should donate for me, but i’ve been a really good girl by sending this email so i probably deserve it)
Thank youuuuuu — Zuma Crow 🐾
sorry for any typos – it’s hard to type on a computer