Hi john,

June seems to be flying by, but certainly not without its own surprises. Who had 'Pat Robertson dies' and then 'mysteriously hazardous air quality that makes it look like we are living in the movie Dune’ on their bingo cards, because we sure as hell didn’t! We hope y’all are staying safe, and we’ve been using our extra indoor time to poke fun at the mind boggling talking points parroted by anti-abortion extremists! 

ARE You Drinking Abortions?!
No, you are not, but that’s the latest anti-abortion conspiracy theory sweeping the stupidsphere. But never fear, AAF is here and we hilariously dragged that shit in our TikTok response. We couldn’t make that up if we tried UNLESS we actually are in Dune and high on “spice” (we’re not…probably). Watch the TikTok, laugh/cry at the absurdity, share, and then make your way over to Bonfire to purchase your very own L’Abortion shirt because you are fancy as fuck.

HAPPY PRIDE: PAT ROBERTSON IS DEAD EVERYONE
Christian Broadcasting Network founder and OG hate preacher, Pat Robertson, has officially shuffled off the mortal coil. If you can get past his conspiracy theory anti-Semitism, rabid hatred of queer folks, far-reaching anti-abortion influences, and his…ya know what? Nevermind. We’re good. Bye Pat.

“MIFE FOR ME, NONE FOR THEE”- SCOTUS PROBABLY
For our second good news story of the day, we’re stoked to see Maryland taking measures to secure doses of Mifepristone should our Supreme(ly unreliable) Court decide to screw us over again and the abortion pill is pulled off the market! From the deepest depths of our Programs Department’s red-state heart: what is it like to live somewhere that proactively supports abortion access?? WE JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, MARYLAND.

PRO-CHOICE MARYLAND: PRO-ABORTION AF
Speaking of Maryland: our friends at Pro-Choice Maryland are rebuilding their org to be RJ-focused, pro-abortion, and just rad AF and are looking for new board members! If you’re interested in helping to elevate PCM, applications will be accepted until July 3rd- apply here!

Don’t live in Maryland and want to get involved? Click the link below and get started!

Highlights Of Some Dope Events This Week

ONE DAY? HOW ABOUT A WHOLE MONTH!
With the anniversary of Roe falling looming, United State of Women is taking their sorrow and channeling it into an ENTIRE MONTH of action for abortion access and to get trained on digital organizing! Join them for the first of three training sessions on Wednesday, June 14th from 6 PM to 7 PM ET- registration link here! 

PRO-CHOICE MARYLAND: PRO-ABORTION AF
Abortion seekers face a myriad of obstacles to getting abortion care, including not knowing where abortion is legal or even where clinics are! Ineedana.com is doing the good work helping anyone anywhere find a clinic near them, and they could use YOUR help in keeping their database up-to-date. Join their digital volunteer corps by turning in an application by the deadline of Thursday, June 15th, 5 PM ET- application here!

Still waiting to hear about those Mife pills,

Team Abortion AF