 Today, LIVE at Noon EST, our beloved Uterus of the United States (UOTUS) Eunice P. Justice takes to the internet to deliver the “2020 State of the Uterus”. In AAF’s trademark satirical fashion, UOTUS will celebrate the “successes” male politicians have gained in 2019, in their quest to wheedle their way into every single uterus across this great land. UOTUS will also laud new and innovative programs to further realize the dreams of those who seek to undo Roe v. Wade and champion forced-birth extremism. What a time to be alive! Maybe it’s satire, maybe it’s not! We wrote this shit and even we can’t tell anymore! So have a laugh with us at all this terrifying absurdity...because if you are still laughing, you still have hope! Tune in at Noon EST today on Abortion Access Front’s Facebook Page or Twitter stream to hear this landmark address. Kidding aside, this is the most important year for reproductive rights since Roe V. Wade was passed in 1973. Please consider making a donation to help us continue to sound the alarm, tell the TRUTH that the media fails to, and get people angry AF and equipped to fight for their basic human rights. Recap/Executive Summary/TLDR: Noon today, EST: TUNE IN, DONATE $, JOIN US! Xox,
All of us at Abortion Access Front -- *About Eunice P. Justice: Eunice is a gender neutral uterus that serves as the Uterus-in-Chief at Abortion Action Front. We use the pronoun “it” when referring to Eunice, as a uterus has no gender. Eunice is an organ. A lovable, straight talking sage, Eunice is a cross between Maxine Waters and John Waters. Eunice is timeless. Eunice and its Uteri posse are ALWAYS available for interviews, but the media and our politicians prefer to talk about and around the uteri, but never directly with Eunice (or any other uterus-having people for that matter). | 
