Hey, it’s Jon and my friend (and favorite punching bag 😉) Cory Booker! We’re adding you to the group chat because we need your help.

Jon’s the most vulnerable Democratic Senator up in 2024, and we must come together and do everything we can to keep this guy in the Senate.

He’s right, we still have so much work to get done, and I’m determined to keep fighting for all Montana families — and if I’m out of the Senate, who’s gonna be around to beat up on Booker?

Even though it might jeopardize my safety, I’m willing to do whatever it takes to keep Tester in office. He’s always tackling the big issues in Washington, including me; just the other day, he tackled me into a wall, and we did some serious damage, see:

Well, Booker, you always said I was a fighter, and while we can do a lot of damage to the walls on our own, we can’t win this race without your support. Can you chip in a few bucks to help us win (and fix the drywall 🪚)?

Thanks for helping to bring the seven-fingered dirt farmer back to the Senate!