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THIS SECOND EMAIL IS NOT A MISTAKE, IT’S NOT A DRILL, WE’VE GOT BREAKING NEWS THAT JUST TURNED GOOD FRIDAY INTO FREAKY FRIDAY. The long awaited ruling from the creepy Texas judge has arrived. Judge Matthew Kacsmaryk claims that medication abortion has no ”meaningful therapeutic benefit” despite evidence to the contrary from the 5.2 million people that have safely used medication abortion and have gone on to live their best lives. After making us wait 23 days for his 67 page decision, Judge Kacsmaryk told us to wait 7 more days for him to tell us more stuff. This ain't what democracy looks like! BUT WAIT, A JUDGE FROM THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF WASHINGTON HAS ENTERED THE CHAT Before we were even done punching the holes in our walls, Judge Thomas O. Rice dropped a different mifepristone ruling full of facts and knowledge demanding that the FDA leave mifepristone DA FUK ALONE PERIOTT. Take that… TX fucko! |
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