John, it’s Harley!
I like to think I’m most known for my witty jokes and cute face, so of course, I begged my mom to let me tell you some jokes for April Fools’ Day! Here we go, they’re sure to have you howling with laughter:
What breed of dog sneezes the most? A-choo-wawa!
Why didn’t the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
Okay, one more – Why are dogs such good storytellers? We know when to paws for dramatic effect!
I hope you thought those were pawsitively hilarious! But there’s one more thing I want to tell you that is no laughing matter…
Right now, Republicans in our state legislature are pushing extreme, out-of-touch legislation banning books, attacking our teachers, restricting Arizonans’ voting rights, and criminalizing reproductive health care. Rather than addressing the very real issues everyday Arizonans are facing, they are focused on launching culture wars – which I think we can all agree is unfurgivable behavior from our state government.
We need to show them they’re barking up the wrong tree, and I’m hoping you can help support my mom’s work by chipping in today!
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I wish we could chat more, but I gotta go. Being the pawroud First Dog of Arizona is hard work! 😝 See ya!
Harley Hobbs 🐶